09-29-01:
HE here. So the site is redone! how perty is it, yo? I'd like to thank
JHC and CJ for the color ideas. mwaahaha. Peppermints rawk. I'll be adding
more crap and updating soon. YAY.
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| Once there were 5 kids. The five kids had wealthy parents. They went to the country club every weekend and dragged the kids with them. The kids were bored. The parents bought them musical instruments in hopes to keep them out of the way while they played tennis and drank martinis. They formed a band while still managing to wreak havoc at the country club. Together, although retaining separate identities, opinions, and liking different musical styles, grew up (well, older anyway) together and formed Halite. Halite became a blend between all the different musical styles and ideas of the individuals in the band. Halite's name is derived from the package of rock salt used to melt snow. Clowd and H.E. are cousins. Their parents are in the Halite industry. funny, huh? C.J's parents got rich from making chocolate jesuses. Jax's parents got rich the old fashioned way. Embezzlement. And JHC's parents...they are in the sex toy industry. The country club elite are their biggest clients. However, Jax got lost flying a plane over the Bermuda triangle in
in search of Elvis (and his hair), so we picked up Satan Of Math as bassist. A little about the band and their musical and mental influences: |
Has been known to suck toes. Writes a good portion of Halite's lyrics, plays drums almost as good as the guy in Strapping Young Lad. Has no arms. Uses robot arms made with her little brother's K'Nex set.
Musical Influences: Dystopia, Nick Blinko from Rudimentary Peni, Amebix
Current Musical Favorites: Dystopia, Damad, His Hero Is Gone, Civil Disobedience, the Requiem For A Dream soundtrack
Turn-Ons: Rightbrainedness, poetry, hangnails, Chocolate Jesus's fudge flavored snot
Turn-Offs: Yanni
Quote: Nathrac! They ripped your innards out.
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Vox. If there was a voice of reason in Halite, Chocolate Jesus would probably be it. Fortunately, there isn't.
Musical Influences: Mike Patton. Mike Patton. Mike Patton.
Current Musical Favorites: Glassjaw, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Far, Clutch, Propagandhi
Turn-Ons: salt. Tim Burton Movies. Anime. Porn. Glassjaw.
Turn-Offs: an ego like glen danzig, a face like fred durst, racism, anti semitism, elitism, catholicism, metallica. Long Island Republicans. Repbublicans in general. George W. Bush. The moral majority. PETA. militant vegans. people who think they are musically elite because they like dream theater. People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." Fred Durst. Anyone who thinks Fred Durst is something special. Rapcore. Homophobes. MTV. Corporate Whores.
Quote: Halite, it's what's for dinner. the machine ate my fucking quarter. BOCK!
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Stalker. Fastest 7 string guitarist in the western hemisphere. Masturbation fiend. Pornography addict. The person you most would like to be neighbors with.
Musical Influences: Billy Corgan, James Iha, Dino Cazares, Stephen Carpenter, Adam Jones, The Frogs, radiohead, Glassjaw, Kenny G, Enya.
Current Musical Favorites: The Pumpkins, Fuel, Fear Factory, Glassjaw, radiohead, Tool, Snot, Deftones, A Perfect Circle, Machine Head, Faith No More, U2.
Turn-Ons: Knifefights, Bondage, Rock Salt, Melissa Auf Der Maur, beating dead Hippos with a steel dildo.
Turn-Offs: Long Walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, backhair, backwards red Yankees caps, Jerry Falwell, Celene Dion, Tipper Gore, bleached blonde hair, Jonathan Davis, people that think Earth has the only intelligent life in the entire universe, people that don't like napster, preachers, swamp nuts, Pat Robertson, people named Fred, people with the last name Durst, people named Fred Durst, people who think by themself they are better than staind, people who get redundant and oxymorons confused, Lisa, the PMRC, the "moral" majority, MTV, New Metallica, fat chicks who wear things that are 10 sizes too small, people who think kurt cobain was the best songwriter ever, Disarm316, the tv show Americas Funniest People, Insane Clown Posse, Justin, people who don't know who we are, the word Diva, people that try and be someone they're not, Papa Roach, you.
Quote: I so own you. And when I'm naked, my penis owns everything. |
Plays bass while doing calculus with his teeth. Our fourth wheel. Cunning. Mysterious.
Musical Influences: noise bleed, children of the shadow realm, ikari warriors/ruins of gaira, video game music, video game sound effects, cosmic sounds, sounds emanating from the mind and beyond.
Current Musical Favorites: X-Japan, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Hum, Jimmy Eat World, Nena, Our Lady Peace, Brandtson, Green Day, Matthew Good Band.
Turn-Ons: long hair. dyed hair. anime eyes. intelligence. pleasurable intellectual intercourse. delusions of grandeur. fanatic geekdom/dorkdom/dorkism/nerdism. computer proficiency. video console and computer games. academics when motivated. lousecore louise in general. the pessimist's guide to history. the world's most dangerous places. "choose your own adventure" books. meaningful (and some meaningless), rockin' music. innovative music. innovative violence. warez, appz, n shit. karoshi (death by overwork). non-presumptuousness. excessive solitude. metaphors and metaphysical fantasies.
Turn-Offs: reality. being mindfucked without pleasure. false prophets. government lies. world politics in general. lousecore louise's deprecation. the short-fused. playaz. modern R&B/soul music. greed. supermarkets. CUSTOMERS.
Quote: today's asskissers are tomorrow's turncoats. you give them 63, 630 inches, they'll take a mile. |
Publicist Extraodinaire. Doubles as manager. Damn I'm sexy. Gay too. woooo but not in the I like woman way, although, lets be real cause everyone in halite is gay. Wtf am I saying? Love me. ..?
Musical Influences: Christopher Tzompanakis? (skycamefalling). not really I just love them.
Current Musical Favorites: Poison the Well, Sky Came Falling, Thursday, The Hope Conspiracy, Lagwagon, NUFAN, Shai Hulud, Bigwig.
Turn-Ons: My boyfriend Patrick, see I'm not gay!!!! ? Gameboy Advance.
Turn-Offs: When people are late god I hate that.
Quote: Wouldn't you like to know. |
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