09-29-01:
HE here. So the site is redone! how perty is it, yo? I'd like to thank
JHC and CJ for the color ideas. mwaahaha. Peppermints rawk. I'll be adding
more crap and updating soon. YAY.
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Suicide stats are so fuckin high
Can you think of something more
Dehumanizing when people die?
Put them all on a chart
No longer a person, just a number
Big coloured graphs
To add to politician's thunder
Suicide is selfish they say
But what about greedy multinationals
Taking people's jobs away?
Human being labeled with pricetag
Stocked on supermarket shelves
Lives thrown away in a garbage bag.
Suicide. Death. Die Die Die
Why do you think those rates are so high?
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I got anthems of war
Playing loud in my skull
Interrupting my sleep
An insomniatic lull
I got ghosts of a soldier
Dancing inside my brain
And they drive me insane
War ain't no game
I picture mutilated corpses
Inside my head
The same old story
They fell for it: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori |
Why do you hafta be so mean?
Is it cuz my yard aint clean?
I'd like to make things right, it seems
That you would rather be pristine
The other day when it was snowing
I shoveled your walk, the wind was blowing
I hurt my back, blood pressure was growing
It was all for nothing, I guess I'm knowing
The ground was covered everywhere
I tried to be nice but you didn't care
Not even hot cocoa did you to share
You made me shovel with a spare
I missed some spots
The snows too deep
Shovel it yourself
You're such a creep
You're such a bitch
We call can see
So why don't you just...
SNOWBLOW ME
Thats the last time
You'll ever see me
Try to be nice
To such an ice queen
Perhaps I know how
To get you out of my sight
I'll cover your ass with a bag of halite
SNOWBLOW ME!!! |
its just one of those days when you dont wanna
eat out
the microwave is fucked up and all you do
it pout
you dont really know why
but i think id like to try
using a cookbook
no mickey d's or taco bell
i want something straight from the oven, well
its all about the double layer chocolate chip
fudge cake
i think you'd better quit
eatin that shit
before i pull a betty crocker
its just gonna those days when you wanna bake
stuff
give me something to bake
give me something to bake
i hope you know i pack an oven mit
whaaat
an oven mit
whaaaat
gimme somethin to bake
gimme somethin to bake
if things keep goin this way i just might
bake a fucking cake tonight
gimme somethin to bake!!
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Baking, is what i love to do
I wanna bake all day with you
In the oven, the cookies we make
I just wanna bake and bake
Everytime you bake with me
You eat more cookies it's easy to see
Baking cookies means so much more
More than anything I ever felt before
Chorus:
It drives me crazy
I just can't sleep
I wanna bake all day in a tree
Crazy, but it feels all right
Baking cookies with you keeps me up all night
Tell me, you like baking, too
Or i'll maim you with my shoe
Tell me my cookies don't make you blue
That I'm not wastin
My baking skills on you
baking means so much more
More than anything I ever felt before
Chorus:
It drives me crazy
I just can't sleep
I wanna bake all day in a tree
Crazy, but it feels all right
Baking cookies with you keeps me up all night
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Big keebler in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore (cookies)
Big keebler in my backyard
Keebler Tree's takin up my yard.. that whore
I bought a big keebler
Only a dollar fifty
Well, with frizzy hair
Yeah it's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
And you should see the way it shits
I've got a big keebler in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore (cookies)
Big keebler in my backyard
Keebler Tree's takin up my yard.. that whore
I was knocked outta bed
Late last night
Thought my keebler got in a fight
Dough blew up said an army man
He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!" (and then
he ate all the cookies!!!)
There's no more big keebler in my backyard :****o(
I won't have to feed it anymore
No more keebler in my backyard
They shipped its ass to El Salvador!
I was knocked outta bed
Late last night
Thought my keebler got in a fight
The dough blew up said an army man
He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!" (and then
he ate all the cookies!!!)
Big keebler in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big keebler in my backyard
Keebler Tree's takin up my yard.. that whore
I bought a big keebler
Only a dollar fifty
It's got elfin feet
Yeah it's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it |
oooh look at the way it shiiiines
i have to cross my legs
and look away
when billlyyyy comes to town
cos..
i wanna grab him by the neck
and lick his bald little head
and billy billy oh billy
how does it get so smooth
i've always had a thing for billiards
and licking you is like shooting pool
i'd like to give your head an old fashioned spit shine
because mr. corgan you must know
that you are only miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
billy corgans head
billy corgans head
god it's my obsession
billy corgans head
billy corgans head
it's all i need before i die
your bald headbutts really turn me on
you make me want to scream and shout
billy corgan
billy corgan
your head is what it's all about!!!
i'd smash pumpkins for you
and maybe some watermelons
because i just got out of jail
where i was raped by feloonssss
oh billy corgan
billy corgan
let me lick you please
billy corgan
billy corgan
get down on your knees
billy corgan
oh billy corgan
im gonna lick your head
billy corgan
my billy corgan
so hard you wish you were dead.
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I got the understanding of a four year old
I got piece of mind of a killer's soul
I make others wanna call the New York Cops
They all have patience of a chopping block
Yeahhhh
Bitch like I do
Bitch like I do
When it comes to bitching I'm a seasoned pro
I got the lack of say of a billion souls
With a slab of halite, I take everything
Oh yeah, of my pain I always do sing
Bitch like I do
Bitch like I do
Bitch like I do
Can't you
Can't you bitch like I do
Can't you
Can't you bitch like I do
Lay out on my back I can't sleep cause I'm
falling out
Eyes glued to the screen I can't talk cos
I'm typing/bitching
Head full of noise can't think cause it's painful
Back on my feet I wish I was going
Can't everybody feel like I do
Can't everybody feel like I do
Can't everybody feel like I do
Can't you
Can't you bitch like I do
Can't you
Can't you bitch like I do
Can't you bitch
Can't you think
Can't you be like I do
Can't you walk
Can't you breath
Can't you all just listen to me
Can't you bitch like I do
(Can't you bitch like me)
Can't everybody feel like I do
Can't everyone be halite like mee.. |
He wore every fuckin brand name there ever was
Coulda stuck him on a billboard
Saved companies a million bucks
He was the most fashionable guy
The world ever did see
He was a brand name man
On top of the trends
Got cash in his hand
He was cool til the end
Walkin down the street
The ladies would swoon
Got the most fuckin stylish
Shoes on his feet
He'd take them all for a ride in his car
No he never had to walk too far.
He was a brand name man
On top of the trends
Got cash in his hand
He was cool til the end
Rollin down the window at age 47
Hittin on chicks, he's still in trend
Hit age 60 no stoppin him
Went to MTV studios shook Carson's hand
Chillin in the sun he drowned in a pool
It was a tragic death
But, hey, at least he looked cool
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Why do we smile
When a photograph is taken
Is it to fake ourselves
Or those around us
Why do we laugh in
The face of danger
Or feign love and caring
Towards a stranger
society paints a perfect picture
of what we're supposed to be
but the truth is
no one is perfect, even if we pretend to be
in a life where one's doomed
to never meet the standard of perfection
what can we do
to avoid competition
reject their values
be what you want
all that petty bullshit
throw it away. |
| Circle A For Youth Today: |
Threw a brick at the white house
Anarchy in the US of A
Anarchy patch on their jacket
But never even heard Circle A
Just following the trend
Gonna fit in
Fuckin' the system
Then off to help our troops win
The most ludicrius craze
Of rebellion these days
Is to maintain not a thought in one's head
Just spraypaint Circle A big and red
On the wall after dark
And see what good that does
All anokkids laughed at
Our theory's a fuckin joke
It's really fuckin sad
Turned a principle of equality
Into another fucking fad. |
Chin up and smile
It's a sin to frown
Everybody happy faces
Dance dance around
Get a home get a wife
It's a perfect life
Don't really matter
That this is a lie
But there's a brand new generation coming up today
And your lovely fuckin culture's being stripped away
Buisness suit and tie
Going off to work
And it don't really matter
That your boss is a jerk
Happy faces happy faces
Dance all around
If you feel any pain
Just push it all down
But there's a brand new generation coming up today
And your lovely fuckin culture's being stripped away
So from birth they prepare you
To lie in the grave
Pension and retirement
Pine wood box awaits
Everybody happy face
Dance all around
Kisses goodbye
As you're lowered in the ground
But there's a brand new generation coming up today
And your lovely fuckin culture's being stripped away
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Im filled up with aggression
Want to smash your tree
Saturday night you're baking with glee
Saturday night does nothing for me
Dead Keeblers Dead Keeblers
Dead Keeblers Dead Keeblers
See the keebler in the electric chair
They take her hat and shave her hair
Fallen cookies everyone stares
The Keebler of dead you'll be there
Dead Keeblers Dead Keeblers
Dead Keeblers Dead Keeblers
Too scared to get wasted
Nabisco brand is getting elf down
You suck you lose now face it
Nothing she can do.. getting her down
Dead Keeblers Dead Keeblers
Dead Keeblers Dead Keeblers
Snarling and gobbing and falling around
Really enjoy the freedom shes found
Eating cookies she'll never stop
Eat and eat until she pops
DEAD KEEBLERS!! DEAD KEEBLERS!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!! |
Chill. The size of texas your ego becomes
A keebler elf with some words on her tongue
Be like intake of breath and her mouth gets loose
And while she bakes cookies she dreams of juice
Have you ever realized being a know it all don't pay?
Displayed some compassion that made your day or say,
Climbed up your tree and gotten stung by a bee
You're a bitch, congratulations!
She's a elf a lot and then some some
Always wished that she would've drowned drowned
And if I ever didn't say fuck you
Then just let me do it now
I know you think you're the best that you're the show follow me now,
Very closely because I told you so, you know
You glow because you're a ho today
You're an elf please go away
An elf a lot and then some some
Always wished that she would've drowned drowned
And if I ever didn't say fuck you
Then just let me do it now
I wish lightning'd strike her yes violent forceof light
Guaranteed to turn her out as bad as dolemite
Cos she's a dumb kid, shes two faced as a chameoleon
And in GSBL she likes to get it on
She thinks she dazzles like ghetto box boomin' battles
I think somethings Rattlin inside her head like cola bottles
Fall in love four hundred times a day
She is self-made Check the COOKIES!! and then get away!
An elf a lot and then some some
Always wished that she would've drowned drowned
And if I ever didn't say fuck you
Then just let me do it now
Kick her ass on the ground
Kick her into the clouds
ELectrified from the sound
When she drowns
And
An elf a lot and then some some
Always wished that she would've drowned drowned
And if I ever didn't say fuck you
Then just let me do it now |
I'm living proof
That the system is askew
I'm the parasite
Eating away at the minds of today's youth
I'm the symptom
Of all your futureless games
I'm the rain clowds
On your perfect sunny day
Trapped behind layers of silence
I absorb all the blame
And no one can see
I'm merely a product
Of history's largest systematic disease
Place a target on my back
For everyone to see
Illustrate my enemity
In schoolbooks and tv
So that when i turn around
There are three billion
Fingers pointing straight at me
Tell me i epitomize generation X
That i'm apathetic and i'm bored
It's my own fuckin fault
You say "kids today, well, i just don't know anymore"
I destroy family values
With a flash of my eyes
Cover your children's ears so they can't hear
Instead of dinner, feed them lies.
Rush Limbaugh on the radio
Blastin it as high as it can go
But in my quiet, subtle voice
I do more damage to mankind
Than anyone has ever known
I'm a communist fascist
You tell me I don't know what i'm talking about
Words from an appointed reject
Before this never had this much clout
Got it in with Castro
Gonna taint this country red
Close your eyes, just focus on the lies
Wouldn't you love to see me dead |
no santuary enclosed by four walls
Intangible powers
Recognize no barriers
The future's upcoming
And i feel my world slipping
As i flail my arms
Grapsing to hold on
In the future
I see not a new dawn
It's just the same old day
The sun harsh,
Bodies decay
But even that slips away
There's no use in putting up fight
The day mutates into
A deadly eternal night |
| Freedom Or Are We Dumb? : |
Freedom of an individual
Is nothing if there exists a slave
Freedom to be an individual
A universal state
Classes imply oppression
A prole under taskmaster
Equality abdicates aggression
Brother for brother is lasting
In the dawn of a new truth
Latent in every human being
Evidence of moral, intellectual, material
Define the rules of living. |
Just another teacher of phys. ed.
With a jogging suit and whistle
That they bought at Modells,
And high out of his mind on crack
Loud and annoying sexist piece of shit
No brain that's okay because Gym dont' require it
Brain vs. Brawn the latter seems so strong
Cos gym is the most important "class" in the WORLD!
And so I guess you wonder why
Just another teacher of phys ed
it's almost funny you'll see why
a friend of mine was walking the mile
He almost beat him about the head with a football
He yelled to him "you lousy nerd!!" YOU LOUSY NERD?!?!
CAN YOU BELIEVE?!
IDIOT. i hear you loud and clear
but if i run any faster my puke'll fly in the air
Getting nuts over gym. Go easy on the crack
Why not smoke some bud instead and chill the fuck out |
| The Goddamn Telegram Song: |
| *The following is a duet between JHC and his alter ego.
We were in the middle of getting it on
when someone knocked on my door
asking to sing a song
i stood there naked and said to go away
but he said "no, not until you pay"
STOP
the singing telegram guy would just not leave
we tried everything even saying please
he started singing
so back to sex it was
all of a sudden, he paused
STOP
these god damn telegrams always
bring me down
and jhc as well
i never knew what this was like,
the seventh circle of hell.
so many tactics were tried before
to get this pansy off my door
but ah, to have sex, i never would've thought
the singer's lips screamed
STOP
when me and myself finally got it back on and he screamed STOP
we looked at him and said
"what the fuck, are you a cop?"
as the little wuss cowered
we went back to getting it on
and he again screamed
STOP
i stood up and slammed the door shut
"that'll keep you out, you little fuck."
he began to knock his little hands upon my door..
"ohh big boy, you want some more?"
i screamed through the window.
STOP
with the singer clawing at the door
coming back and wanting more
i opened it up for him
and kicked him many times in the shins
he was down on the ground crying
i kicked him in the junk
and he kept screaming
STOP
i do not like the telegram man.
i wish he wasnt such a pain in the ass
i put a sign on my door that reads
"all you singing bastards keep the fuck out"
but even then they showed up at the door
so we had to beat the hell out of them some more
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
STOP
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Just another teacher of phys. ed.
With a jogging suit and whistle
That they bought at Modells,
And high out of his mind on crack
Loud and annoying sexist piece of shit
No brain that's okay because Gym dont' require it
Brain vs. Brawn the latter seems so strong
Cos gym is the most important "class" in the WORLD!
And so I guess you wonder why
Just another teacher of phys ed
it's almost funny you'll see why
a friend of mine was walking the mile
He almost beat him about the head with a football
He yelled to him "you lousy nerd!!" YOU LOUSY NERD?!?!
CAN YOU BELIEVE?!
IDIOT. i hear you loud and clear
but if i run any faster my puke'll fly in the air
Getting nuts over gym. Go easy on the crack
Why not smoke some bud instead and chill the fuck out
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All the rain-- salt slugs
Slimy mucus-- salt slugs
Crawling out-- salt slugs
They'll be caught in halite
I don't wanna let the slug liveee
Halite em oh halite em oh halite em for me
I don't wanna let them live
Halite em oh halite em oh halite em for me
SLOW HALITE-CIDE
They've nothing to offer-- salt slugs
Got no purpose-- salt slugs
Easy target-- salt slugs
Victim of halitee!!
I don't wanna let the slug liveee
Halite em oh halite em oh halite em for me
I don't wanna let them liiiiive
Halite em oh halite em oh halite em for me
SLOW HALITE-CIDE
All's fulfilled-- salt slugs
They got no reason-- salt slugs
Outta place-- salt slugs
Withering then dead
They're disgusting-- salt slugs
And irritating-- salt slugs
Annoying presence-- salt slugs
Halite all of them!!!
I don't wanna let the slug liveee
Halite em oh halite em oh halite em for me
I don't wanna let them liiiiive
Halite em oh halite em oh halite em for me
SLOWWWWWW HALITE-CIDE |
I met an elf.
Wearing horns.
Size 501's.
and some pointy elf shoes,
Chubby cheeks,
Beady eyes,
and claimed that she
was OPH
From back in '99
The first keebler tree.
And in between
Bites of whore cookies
She told me that she was
A nasty bitch.
A skanky whore.
Giving head
To the man.
Well now I've got some advice for you
Little girly
Before you open your fat mouth
You should know that
I'm the shit.
And if I'm the shit
Than you're a whore
And he's a whore as well
So you can
Both live and die
and rot in hell.
(I'm not bitter, I swear.)
All you know about me
Is what I've told you
Dumb slut.
You were a liar
Before I'd ever even
Heard your name.
I sold my soul to make him happy.
Immature bitch.
And you took that..
Well now I've got some advice for you
Little girly
Before you open your fat mouth
You should know that
I'm the shit.
And if I'm the shit
Than you're a whore
And he's a whore as well
So you can
Both live and die
and rot in hell.
All you
cheat and
lie
and
steal
and do for your
whore cookies
is a ploy
to get me
to live in
your whore tree
so shut up and
geeeeeeet a life
grow the fuck up
live to learn
and die. |
I walk around the world
And everyone steps on me
People only look straight in front
At what's too obvious to see
Keep your true self hidden away
Afraid that they'll laugh and while
You stare with a vacant look in your eyes
Be friendly and remember to smile
But I know what hides behind that smile
Fear and lies for miles and miles
Digging your own emotional grave
All the while your emotions locked away
Go to school then get a job
Don't need no brain
No time to think
Just follow the mob
Human machines
What the boss says they heed
Working for a so-called progress
When it's really only greed
From the cradle to the grave
Is how life slips away
People say they live for tomorrow
But tomorrow is just another day |
| a name="illdiefor">I'll Die For My Own Sins, But Thank You Anyway: |
Following the crowd is what's now in
And the reasoning process is wearing thin
We're born and then die, but in between what do we do?
What's the secret to life? and how do we know the truth?
Religious zealots in clergy robes
Go save yourself
I can die for my own sins
Parents start to fill your head with beliefs
Don't ever question any authority
A new Falwell Youth in Adidas shoes
Is comin up now what do we do?
Religious zealots in clergy robes
Go save yourself
I can die for my own sins
Tears come from those Exploited
They wonder where god is now, a million sighs
Then they know that God has died
Killed by the cold blooded
Hatred of humankind
The Falwell Youth inherits the crown |
Yeah Jax just wanna share her fuckin love
Some sanity in this crazy world
The man from above
Tells tells her it's indecent
In jail with a shove
Yeah I'm fuckin indecent
I'm ready to go out
I'm fuckin indecent
Scream and shout
Fuckin indecent
Walkin in the sun
Fuckin indecent
Havin so much fun
whenever jax gets up on stage
everybody knows its like the plague
one shirt off
and maybe a bra
its a challenge keeping those clothes on
duct tape her shirt right to her skin
jax is in jail for exposure again!
Yeah I'm fuckin indecent
I'm ready to go out
I'm fuckin indecent
Scream and shout
Fuckin indecent
Walkin in the sun
Fuckin indecent
Havin so much fun
Well the fuckin pigs
They don't like to see no tits
Sittin around smokin cigs
But Halite likes to get lit!
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Sitting in my room
Listening to Jello rant on my stereo
I've got nothing to do
My thoughts turn to my left pinky toe
oh oh oh my tiny little toe
how i love to suck you so
i wanna suck you to the bone
Gonna make myself moan
When i tell people about my toe
They all think i'm a fuckin ho
But little do they know
I'm just in love with my left pinky toe
oh oh oh my tiny little toe
how i love to suck you so
i wanna suck you to the bone
Gonna make myself moan
I got frostbite day
"amputate!" I heard the doctors say
They removed my toe
And now I keep it in a jar by my window
oh oh oh my tiny little toe
how i love to suck you so
i wanna suck you to the bone
Gonna make myself moan
I love my toe
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Aw yeah, what's up out there? JHC's in the house.
Right about now, I wanna tell you a little love story
You know what I'm sayin', this is a Halite love story
check out the lyrics, you know,
I'm a tell you 'bout what happened
When we played in trees last year on tour
Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
Went to Georgia, met this fine-assed elf,
Chubby face, nappy hair, little tits and big thighs,
The kinda girl that would sicken most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
Sucked my dick like a muthafuckin vacuum,
Said "I love you, but my daddy won't see,
He's the fuckin' head elf of the keebler tree."
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad.
You know what I'm sayin'
So we was in the tree fallin' in love,
You know, H.E. had this evil frog,
My bud Jax had an orgy with emo boys,
Chocolate Jesus fell in love with a guy from tenne-tree
It was wild, you know what I'm sayin'
It got even worse, you know.
So one night the elves took us to a meetin'
White sheets, white pointy hats, no room for seatin'
There was Elfs, Gnomes and crazies,
Talkin' 'bout Halite pushin' up daisies.
They hated sextoys, fans, Halite-ians,
Musicians, nabisco, even the Idiots.
We had our paper bags on,
We were slick
She pushed her butt up hard against my dick.
Then her daddy jumped on the stage
Talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage.
I got mad, my dick got hard
Entered in her ass
she said, "Oh HALITE GOD!"
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad.
So what we really tryin' to say is JHC loves everybody
Loves Mexican girls, Black girls, Oriental girls,
It really don't matter.
If you from Mars, and you got a pussy, I will fuck you. (JHC IS A SLUT)
You know, that's all I'm sayin', word.
So every year when Halite comes around
We throw an orgy in every keebler town.
Gnomes, Elves, and Cookies
Girls break their necks
To get to my party.
It ain't like their men can't nut,
Their elf dick's too little
And they just can't fuck.
So we get buck wild with the elf freaks
We show them how to really work the white sheets.
I know her daddy'll will wanna bake me,
When his grandson's named little JHC.
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my keebler elf bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad. |
| a NAME="keeblr">Keebler Trees In the U.K.: |
| BAKE NOW ! ha ha ha ha ha
I am the antichrist
If I had cookies that would have sufficed
I know what I want but
Don't know how to get it
I wanna destroy Nabisco n co
I wanna BE the keebler tree!!!
No elves body
Keebler Trees for the U.K
it's coming sometime and maybe
I give a cookie not for free
your future dream is a shopping scheme cos
I
I wanna BE A KEEBLER TREE!!!
In the country!!
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best I use the rest
I use the enemy I use Keebler trees
I wanna BE a keebler tree!
THE ONLY WAY TO BE !
Is this forced labor
Or is this a stupid fee
Or is this a factory
I thought it was the keebler tree
or just another country
another council see
I wanna be an a keebler tree
Oh what a name
Get PISSED and bake! |
| Metallica Are Corporate Whores : |
i used to love metallica
they used to be so cool
banging my head to "one"
while smoking outside the school
now they're hairless businessmen geeks
and dollars are thier cause
i cant believe how low they sunk
metallica are corporate whores
Do you know how much money i spent on you?
I followed you on tour
I bought your albums I hung your poster
on my bedroom door
I had your stickers on my notebook
your name tatooed on my back
And once i got a broken nose
when I was defending "Black"
so all these years later I'm still a fan
I stayed through the "sell out" phase
I still bang my head to "master of puppets"
and whatever the radio plays
So excuse me if i used napster
to listen to your symphony
16.99 is a lot
to an unemployed slacker like me
I downloaded just one song
and now you're taking me to court
After all that we've been through together
After all the shit i bought
Well listen Lars, before you sue me
before you sue your fans, you choad
GIVE US ALL BACK THE MONEY
THAT WE SPENT ON LOAD!
i used to love metallica
they used to be so cool
banging my head to "one"
while smoking outside the school
now they're hairless businessmen geeks
and dollars are thier cause
i cant believe how low they sunk
Metallica are corporate whores |
| My Daddy Won the Spelling Bee: |
In second grade all we would do
Was learn to spell new words
And learn how they were used
And inevitably at the end of the week
After our brains and the words had fused
We would have a spelling bee
yeah my dad won the spelling bee
Finally in year twenty three
Of second grade he finally passed
But he knew this intelligence couldn't last
Well my daddy ain't that smart
That's why we live in the trailer park
With Johnny, Stuart and all of their friends
They had to repeat second grade again and again
They all think that they're so cool
In school and they're thirty two
yeah my dad won the spelling bee
Finally in year thirty three
Of second grade he finally passed
But he knew this intelligence couldn't last
The government cut off their aid
Told us that school wouldn't help
To get a job and get paid
So what did daddy do?
He got a job just like you
Now he's a drone on wall street, too |
I saw a Mary and she was chasing a pig
So with a shovel I went to her home
And I knew where to dig
He thought he could live in peace
I grave robbed a chocolate jesus and
Ya know i bit off his ear
Easter Bunny said im going to hell
but I think I'm already there
I grave robbed a choclate jesus and
And I slept with Mary too
I grave robbed a chocolate jesus
I couldn't kill her but I hit her with a shoe
Now God's gonna damn me to hell
Burning flesh, man it'll really smell
Maybe it won't be too different from here
HA i know it won't, i have no fear!!!
Kids, don't try this at home, i'm a trained professional
I grave robbed a chocolate jesus
and I hid up in a tree
I grave robbed a chocolate jesus
And I ate some berries
I grave robbed a chocolate jesus
And ya know I ate some berries too
I grave robbed a chocolate jesus
And next I'll grave rob you! |
Everyone in this country is free to be free
But only as long as you look no different from me
Once you dare to excercise your rights
To defend them you're gonna have to fight
When someone comes around with different beliefs
Some say it's a uniform
But he siad "it's just me."
To hard to be different
Too easy to fit in
There will always be a few
Who will find a way to win
When someone comes around with different beliefs
Some say it's a uniform
But he siad "it's just me."
A big heart and an opened mind
A human being ahead of our time
And there will always be people on earth who
Won't never ever ever forget you |
Don't wanna get caught in the rat race
Workin 9 to 5 day after day
But with impending doom, feeling cold
That's what the future holds
The biggest difference between you and me
I feel caged, you feel free
But the only similarity I can see
Is you're a hypocrite just like me
Empathy for those kicked out
But when someone gets close I scream and shout
All the times I insulted them
Those words were meant for me
The biggest difference between you and me
I feel caged, you feel free
But the only similarity I can see
Is you're a hypocrite just like me
All this hate burried inside
Burning fast I feel it rise
Urgent need to get away
And down goes down to day |
One saturday I took a walk to Alaska
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
Salt Rock Girl!! please look at me!!
Salt Rock girl how do you pee
We'll melt all the snow in the world
Just you and me salt rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder and said "do you have some snow?"
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know!
SALT rock girl!! give me a shovel
Salt rock girl lets go find some trouble
You look just like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me salt rock girl
We went to the Eskimo House and ordered some hot igloos
The eskimos said well NO! we only have them ICED!
So we jumped up on the mountain and shouted ANARCHY!!!
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the phonograph
And it was California dreamin'
So we started screamin ON SUCH A WINTERS DAYYYY!!!!
She took me to her parents for the sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeel
Salt rock girl please look at me
Salt rock girl how do you pee
We'll melt all the snown in the world
Just you and me salt rock girl
We went to the shopping mall
And sneered at all the shoppers
And the security guards trailed us
Into a snowcone shop
We asked for Mojo Snowcone
They said "He don't work here!"
Said "if you don't know mojo snowcone then
You should really go homeeeeeee"
We got into a plow away we started rollin'
I said how much you pay for this
Said NOTHING MAN! its stolen
SALT rock girl!! give me a shovel
Salt rock girl lets go find some trouble
You look just like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me salt rock girl
We'll melt all the snow in the world
Eatin fudge banana swirl
Just you and me salt rock girl!!!!!! |
Yo I'll tell you what I hate, what I really really hate.
So tell me what you hate, what you really really hate.
I hate-a I hate-a I hate-a stupid bitches
with really big mouthes.
If you want my respect
Forget it now.
If you want to fuck with me
Better watch your back.
(im ghetto)
I won't be wasting
Your precious time
You really bug me
So here's my goodbye.
Ho, I'll tell you what I hate, what I really
really hate.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna kick in
your little chubby elf face.
If you want to be a keebler,
Fuck over your friends.
Make them hate you forever
Everything must end.
If you want to be a keebler,
find a crazy boy
convince him that you love him
and make him your toy.
So here's the story from You to me
I'm going to set you free
push you out of that tree
You got H.E. in this place
the punk rock salt girl'll bash in your face
and JHC you see
he cherishes nothing more than SP
And wow, then there's C.J.
Who'll put you through some fierce hell
And we have Ash on our side
Who murders with pride.
And then there's me
Ha. You'll see.
Slam your body down
And stomp you to the ground.
Slam your body down
And stomp you to the ground.
If you wannabe a keebler. |
| The We Love Napster Song: |
Man asked me where he could find a record
Said he couldn't find it anywhere
Said the record stores didn't care
Wanted it for a good friend, wanted it for her
I said:
Get Napster, and cut the crap, sir!
Napster helps everybody without charging a fee
Fuck corporate mtv
I want, I want, I want my mp3s
I want music I can't find at crappy record stores
When I want it, I go on Napster
But since Metallica have turned
Into a giant ass monster
And wanting thier 13 Cents royalty for "One"
but hey, they're Metallica, they're no fun
Napster helps everybody without charging a fee
Fuck corporate mtv
I want, I want, I want my mp3s
Well Metallica, they cut their hair,
But I think their brains got cut too
Want to sell merchandise to you
They forgot what this buisness is about
The love of music,
Not financial clout
Napster helps everybody without charging a fee
Fuck corporate mtv
I want, I want, I want my mp3s |
If I were to ask you
where you’d expect to be
You’d never have guessed in a jillion years
that you would be begging to get free
strapped tight in that easy chair
ankles swollen around the rubberbands
your eyes look like they might pop out
and theres no fingers on your hands
I just don’t know what to do with you
can I still win you over?
but you’re just so fucking stubborn
like I owe you Russell Stover
your looking somewhat uncomfortable
with that poker sticking in your gut
let me fix that right up for you
and and and........
SLAP A BANDAID ON IT Alterno-metal-punk
riff
I may have figured out
how to end the mess of shit
I’m kinda all aware right now
that your life is somewhat ruined
so I guess I just enjoy this moment for what
it is
and rub Halite in your wounds
Halite in your wounds
halite in your wounds
halite in your wounds
halite in your wounds
|
I look into your eyes
And this is what I think
Hatred for what's different
But knowledge of what that brings
I call you a hypocrite
And we fight and shout
I think you're wrong
But neither stops to think what the other's about
When I look into your eyes
And wonder what you see
Is it pity and contempt?
Or pure hatred for me?
But we never would think to just close our eyes
Rather than sit and stare
But if we did for a second
Perhaps we'd see what was really there
And as our anger grows and burns
I take one last look at you
And then all I see
Is myself staring straight back at me. |
| You're a Rose, I Wanna Spray You With A Hose: |
You're a well kept rose garden
Always happy and content
With healthy roots, well bred,
Well cared for, correctly fed
The earth is turned gently around you
Carefully trimmed
Anything undesirable cut away
Your mind is like a rose so perfect and serene
But you'll never break out
Of that perfect painstakingly created world
Conditioned, trimmed, and what for?
You're such a fucking bore. |
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